1. The guy who’s proud of knowing Absolutely. Nothing. About. The. U.S.
2. The guy who’s mostly excited about Canada and Mexico.
3. The guy who thinks that Guns in America are so important that we actually named a state after them.
4. The guy who, bizarrely, gets most correct but screws up Mississippi and Arkansas???
5. The guy who’s as confused as Sarah Palin about where Alaska is.
6. The guy who really likes crooked letters. “M – I – Crooked Letter Crooked Letter – I, Humpback Humback – I”……or whatever.
7. The guy who is just terribly, terribly sorry.
8. Another guy who took his geography lessons from Sarah Palin.
9. The only guy who didn’t know where Texas is.
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