Guess Who’s Getting The Most Nooky? Hint: Not Boehner Or Bachmann

In 1938, a study on male happiness began at Harvard University. The study — ?widely considered to be the most comprehensive such study every conducted — examined the lives of 268 male undergraduate students and aimed to establish the secret of which factors contribute most to happiness in men. From ?The Daily Banter:

The study shows that conservative men tend to become sexually inactive around age 68, but liberal men tend to be sexually active into their 80?s. Why are liberals more sexually active?

The Daily Banter listed a few possible reasons for this phenom:

  • Unlike conservatives, liberals show a modicum of respect towards the right a woman has to do whatever she wants with her body, which I imagine would make finding a willing sex partner a lot easier
  • Liberals have a strong grasp of how basic biology functions, unlike conservatives (there are ways to not get pregnant from rape, right?)
  • Conservatives believe in repressing sexual desires and practicing abstinence where as liberals believe in embracing their sexuality in a way that’s both safe and wildly more realistic (and fun too)
  • Liberals believe that love has no boundaries and that marriage is a basic right every loving couple should be privy to, conservatives do not (ever notice it’s all the liberals making out at LGBT rallies and not the conservatives?)
  • Liberals are really, really, ridiculously good looking.

Read more at?The Daily Banter?or check out Triumphs of Experience: The Men of the Harvard Grant Study, the book that was written about the study.

h/t and image: The Daily Banter

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