Everyone knows that Harry Potter and Co. are evil characters spawned by the High Holy Queen Satanist herself, JK Rowling, but if there was ever any doubt, here’s proof. They’ve branched out into the scariest form of wizardry: psychology. A study of the characters from the popular book series for young heathens reveals that many of them exhibit traits closely associated with various Myers-Briggs personality types.
Don’t believe us? Check out this graphic, created by artists Simbaga and Makani. The test is likely to appeal to the generation of young people raised on the series of novels and movies, and could result in a complete upheaval of the way we interact in social situations.
The old tried and true standard, “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” could soon be replaced by, “So, I’m a Severus; you totally look like a Hermione, am I right?” Potter fans previously uninterested in any sort of introspection may suddenly be found pondering which Weasley they most closely resemble… or maybe they’re more of a Harry. Don’t we all wish we could be Harry? People might actually turn off their televisions, dust off their old copy of “The Sorcerer’s Stone” and remember the joy of reading.
And from there, folks… nothing but chaos.
Edited by SS