Have a liberal who you love (you know you secretly love us) but wanna slap occasionally? Or WORSE, a traitor within your own party? Realize that a verbal insult is much safer (and won’t land you in jail…again)? Know that the 2nd Amendment won’t protect you when you blast us all to hell as you know you really want to do? Not good with words (most Tea Partiers aren’t)? Then look no further! We have what you need right here! Introducing….The Tea Party Insult Generator.
The Tea Party Insult Generator draws its inspiration from House Speaker John Boehner’s Facebook page, where your finest members have been at the creative best in insulting the Speaker. How friggin’ DARE he not destroy our government? Best to go up in flames than to give healthcare to poor people, small business owners, children, the disabled, and other losers.
The best of the best:
From The Daily Dot:
The Tea Party loyal are, by their own admission, a pissed-off bunch?and the Internet is awash in the movement’s anger. They’re mad at Obama, mad at the Republicans who have failed thus far to impeach him, mad that ?their? country does not currently conform to some fever dream of what it ?used to? be like.
Indeed, you’re probably angry if you’re a Tea Partier. Nothing is going your way and those strong fear instincts are kicking in HARD. You know in your heart that you’re gonna not only keep the House, but also gain the Senate in 2014. You also know that Sen. Ted Cruz is gonna be Dual-Citizenship President Ted Cruz in 2016. But it still stings to see the libs constantly saying that you’re insane, you’re stupid, calling you kooks and tea-baggers, and suggesting (horrors!) that the Tea Party — and indeed the GOP — is dying a slow, painful, agonizing death.
So what are you waiting for? Figure out which of your friends is a ?fascist libtard,? whatever that is, and give it to them with both barrels, secure in the knowledge that your next razor-edged political put-down is just a click away. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if members of Congress relied on this site in the next filibuster. Anything so we don’t have to hear?Ted Cruz miss the point of a Dr. Seuss book?again. (The Daily Dot)
Don’t sit there stewing. Just do it. Do it. Do it!!!?Use the Tea Party Insult Generator to kick your insults up a notch. Hit refresh over….and over….and over. Give them libs, and them GOP traitors like John Boehner, what they deserve!
h/t: The Daily Dot
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