Lesbian Feminist One-Ups Traditional Haunted Houses

Hell Houses. They are among the most gruesome of the Halloween creations of Evangelical extremists. If you do not know what they are, they are haunted ?houses with a twist- featuring sick, twisted, shockingly realistic depictions of the ghastly, untimely endings of “sinners.” Of course, at the top of the list of said “sinners” are always people who are in same sex relationships. Other “sins” include, but are not limited to abortion, fornication, lust, occultism, taking the Lord’s name in vain, and not accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. These hell houses have tortured and terrorized the brainwashed since the 1970’s, but, if one counter- protester has anything to say about it, they will do so no more.

Lesbian haunted house

Evangelicals have done many hellish things in their day, but not many have been as long-lived as this. These hell houses have been frightening people into submitting to their sick demands since the 1970’s, but they are just now getting the attention that they deserve. Hopefully, new ground is currently being broken, and their hell houses’ days are numbered. These Evangelical terrorists have finally met their match, in the form of Toronto-based artist Allyson Mitchell. Mitchell says of her particular Lesbian Feminist Haunted House, branded Kill Joy’s Kastle, that she is reclaiming the haunted house and Halloween from extremists who have ruined it. From?Road Trippers:

Rug-hooked, crocheted, and paper mach??d constructions are womb-like wonders for visitations of the undead lesbian community, who are hell-bent on remaining nightmarishly non-assimilated. Casting the spells of freaky feminist skill sharing and paranormal consciousness raising together with ghouls, bio-engineered monsters, indoctrinators, and avengers, this hell house is designed to pervert, not convert.

More power to you, Ms. Mitchell. These Evangelicals are the real freaks here, and they have taken something as sacred to Halloween as the haunted house and turned it into those disgusting hell houses. See, this is why we need feminism. To bring us truly awesome counter protests like this, until there is no need for them. Long Live Kill Joy’s Kastle, and down with hell houses.

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