“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
This is an actual quote from potential Presidential nominee, Donald Trump. ?While many would agree that Donald Trump is an excellent businessman, his potential Presidency is not deemed with such praise. ?The 67 year old who is estimated to be worth 2.9 Billion dollars, whose hair is more tolerable than him at this point, has once again claimed that he will run for presidency in the 2016 elections.
When we last heard about a Presidential run from the man who attempted to copyright “you’re fired”, he was eager to let people know that in terms of campaigning, he would not have to ask for money, due to his vast wealth. ?He advised the world that he was not only prepared to financially let go of 600 million dollars, but if need be, he could certainly dish out any extra money needed because let’s face it; “I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
The other part of the beauty of Donald Trump lies on his head in what can only be described as an abysmal attempt to keep his name relevant by giving the public this dirty, dingy, old Swiffer?mop head to focus on every time he decides to open his mouth. ?While Trump has not made an official statement saying he will be running for Presidency in 2016, he has stated that he is heavily weighing the option. ?Throughout the article, he does make it known that his life is far more important and complicated than “some politician who says, I guess I’ll run”, but luckily he has been able to put aside one million dollars just for “researching how he could win the nomination”, because you don’t want to just throw 600 million dollars at a campaign without knowing the potential gains and losses right? ?Trump insists that “People want to see this nation be great again, and I think it’s an important part of what I’m all about.?? His statement should re-assure everyone that he has your best interests at heart. After all this is the man who offered 5 million dollars for proof of the President’s college transcripts…. That counts as wanting to see the nation be great again, right?
Edited and published by CB
