Junk Squad Coaches Perv Politicians On Safely Sending Naughty Pics (VIDEO)

A tech support team for politicians like Anthony Weiner who are trying to navigate the dangerous waters of selfies and cybersex? Yep! Conan O’Brien has delivered some (much needed) comic relief to a situation that is causing even liberal grannies to blush. Let me introduce you to the Junk Squad.

Conan O'Brien Junk Squad For Anthony Weiner And Politicians

We in the liberal/progressive community have been doing a lot of cringing lately as our own boy-wonder, Anthony Weiner — disgraced congressman, NYC mayoral candidate, and sext addict extraordinaire — got busted for continued lies and freaky activity. However, the right-wing can never accuse the left-wing of not having a sense of humor. To help Anthony Weiner and other tech-clueless politicians more effectively photograph and transmit photos of their “junk,” Conan O’Brien created the “Junk Squad.” Think “Geek Squad” except for helping specifically with….well….junk.

Whenever a pervy politician decides he MUST transmit photos of his “junk,” he can count on Junk Squad. The Junk Squad team will swoop into the politician’s office and ensure that?the naughty photos don’t get tweeted to the entire universe. They walk the Anthony Weiners of the world through the process of “Secure Penis Photograph Transmission.”

Conan O'Brien Junk Squad For Anthony Weiner And Politicians

Some of the text from this hilarious video:

?Oh, no! There’s a picture of my penis on TMZ! That’s the fourth time this week!?

?Oh, well,? he says as he unbuttons his pants and whips out his…camera. ?Guess there’s nothing I can do about it.?

?Wait! I can help,” says a young man who pops into the room in an orange polo shirt that bears the emblem of “Junk Squad.” He explains that “We teach congressmen who weren’t born in the digital age how to send pictures of their penis safely and discreetly.” He continues with “If you’re old enough to find computers perplexing, one of our Junk Squad technicians will personally visit your home, office, or governor’s mansion and safely guide you through the process from start to finish.”

?First of all,? the technician asks the wannabe exhibitionist politician, ?as a high ranking public figure, are you sure you want to send someone you barely know a picture of your penis??

?Absolutely. It has to be done,? the politician gravely responds.

?Okay,? said the Junk Squad rep. ?Then let’s do it right.?

Some good folks to refer to the Junk Squad, in addition to Anthony Weiner: Chris Lee (he used his congressional email for his Craigslist sex ads…yeah really) and for an international “Junk Squad” expansion, Chief?Dan?Osi?Orbih of Nigeria.


There are some special requirements to purchase Junk Squad services, however. You must be “over 35, running for public office, and born without shame.”

Enjoy the official Junk Squad video.

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